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DONT BE LIKE A BLOODY KUNIANG! well tat's the second fav phrase after the bloody magkuk one. subjected to much abuse yes yes. i have come to the conclusion tat all officers are egoistical sonofabiches and bloody lamers. the ranking system do get to their head man. and who do they vent out their anger at? at US of coz. why? cos we are juz bloody mangkuks. sheesh kebabs. NS can make u become psycho. e.g. so far 2 of my bunk mates have shaven their legs. reason? out of boredom. so they have been aptly labelled as gayboys. oh yes. we have been called maggots by a certain wacky instructor. but some go to the enxtent of calling us faggots. tat is juz too much. if i were to be gay (which i am not), i'd definitely take offence by it and create some serious trouble. but then again, we're juz bloody mangkuks. damn failed at the final hurdle. breezed thru all my IPPT stations but failed at the 2.4km sux biggie time. so now gotta go for restest on tues and hope for the best. Ingat pada Tuhan, tats wat the seniors said. hehe. gotta get out of the shithole and enjoy freedom. wait a minute. wot freedom? no IC. juz a makeshift blue one. gotta do company fatigue lah. so leceh one. at least i clean up my house, i dont have to clean up my whole block rite! oh well, after much bitching, the after-training hours are all fun n games and talking cock and disturbing each other and playing carrom or juz laze around and talk wif each other's respective significant other. nowadays, me eyes automatically on auto-shut mode at around 11pm. seriously dudes/dudettes, NS makes u sleep early. oh well, gotta book in again later bt 9pm. enjoy ur month off TSC yun. smell ur pink IC for another month.

YOU BLOODY MANGKUK! yes yes...ladies and gentleman....i am floating in cyberspace once again....finally i am in National Service.....the past 10 days has been unbelievable......my lovely locks were chopped off in a matter of 5 mins....haha....the ferst week of life PA was quite tough...away from home n yer family n frens....damn shity feeling....even shittier when yer HP battery died after only 3 days....having 2 share a single fone charger wif 36 other ppl is shite.....waking up at 530 every morning was tough......considering dat was my bedtime in da last 4 months.....ha.....physical training and verbal abuse almost every other day is fantastic....hahaha.....my patience levels have gone up....learning 2 put up wif ppl's mistakes n then getting punished for it.....all in a day's work......Amazingly i passed my IPPT which means i will be disrupted 4 one month.....sorie ah mr elfian.....good luck 4 next week's test......
to sum it all up....da word stupidity is given new lite in NS.....u make stupid mistakes...u say stupid things....u see stupid things....n when u think that things cant get any stupider....it does.....ha......all in all....its all good....its up 2 da individual to make the best of things.....made some new mates.....hope the next 5 months would be as enriching and enjoyable as the ferst 10 days.......

so long farewell evryone. we'll be on our way to boot camp. take good care of urselves. w'll be havin fun watching pretty boys.


love one, love all....

Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated and the search for Saddam continues, a lot of the lesser-known family members are coming to the attention of American authorities.

Among the brothers:
Sooflay ............the restauranteur
Guday...............the half-Australian brother
Huray...............the sports fanatic
Sashay..............the gay brother
Kuntay & Kintay.....the twins from the African mother
Sayhay..............the baseball player
Ojay................the stalker/murderer
Gulay...............the singer/entertainer
Ebay................the internet czar
Biliray.............the country music star
Ecksray.............the radiologist
Puray...............the blender factory owner
Regay...............the half-Jamaican brother
Tupay...............the one with bad hair

Among the sisters:
Pusay...............the 'loose' 22 yr old
Lattay..............the coffee shop owner
Bufay...............the 300 pound sister (The vampire slayer)
Dushay..............the clean sister
Phayray.............the zoo worker in the gorilla house
Sapheway............the grocery store owner
Ollay...............the half-mexican sister
Gudlay..............the prostitute

taken at a bustop in Bangsar.......Spy Baba wld give 3-d spy kids a run for their money anyday anytime........feel free 2 dial da number if u wanna be spied on.....haha

movie review

caught Pirates Of The Caribbean wif the missus yesterday. i must say, i actually wanted to watch it for the 2 hot toy-boys, monsieur Depp and mister Bloom. it was a good strategy, pitting 2 hot males popular with the female denizens, so i tot it was juz gonna be eye-candy kind thang. so i basically had no idea of wat to expect, cept maybe sumtin like indiana jones kinda adventure thingy, men brawling here there evrywhere, things getting messy. but i left the PS golden village being extremely pleased wif it. wat i didnt expect was how FUNNY it was. yea sure they had 2 hotties innit, but Johnny Depp was so cute and fucken funny, acting drunk and all wif his stoopid staggering. tis show is defintely much funnier than Bruce Almighty. worth evry cent. go chekkit out. wholesome fun laced wif countless comedy and fuckentastic special effects, especially when the pirates morph into skeletons (ala Skeletor from He-Man). the show is roughly about 2hours.

i give it 4.5/5 char kuays. (5 being most excellent)

go check it yea.

some stuffs

to ma homies, my hp is down at the moment. so find me at home yea. fade out.

the all-nite ramma jamma disco dangdut party


they call him the bass man. hearing hill's 4 stringer and my football kaki. watch out for him tis sat.


drum & bass. the man wif the big beats, mister 1-D.


doing the do. the egyptian dance. put ur hands in the air like u juz dont care.

Posted by: King Haku /  2:58 AM 0 comments

Stepping into virgin territory.....hehehe.....checked my email to find mr JJ Jonathon aka King Haku inviting me to this travesty of a blog.....hehe
i would like to dedicate this to all da chickas in cyberspace who amazingly stumbled upon dis blog....HA....o yeah to King hAku n Mona Koh n their other halfs....

love, i hope we get old
i hope we can find a way
of seeing it all
love, i hope we can be
i hope i can find a way
of letting you see
that i'm so easy to please- coldplay

Finally. after much testing and testiclings around, tweaking here there evrywhere, ze weblog is finally ready to be put out onto the conveyor belt for the eager masses who like a lil tabloid trash in their lives. the design's simple lah, wait until i master html crap, then maybe can do one power power. can fly all. no emotional shits here. juz nonsensical rants from me and the homeboys and wherever ma dawgs at. and maybe love declarations here there evrywhere, from those punch-drunk-love kids. and a good place to put up pics too. if u're lucky, u might juz catch us in the buff. enjoy the trip. all comments, chants, rants, prayers, cheques, can be directed to me yo. diggit sucka.