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today, i faced the first life-threathening situation in my police career. i suffered my first paper cut. the tragedy of it all. ouch.

LIVERPOOL SACKS GERARD HOULLIER

Dis was da smartest thing da board has done...da next thing they shld do is get thaksin's money, get a new manager(a good and established one) and buy players dat r established n willing 2 give something 2 Liverpool..this team needs quality players dat r proven in europe n internationally....
Adieu monsieur houllier.U were good but not good enough. He was gracious enough to bow out...."I may have left Liverpool, but Liverpool will not leave me" spoken like a true gentleman....

by da way ladies n gentleman in cyberspace...da hairstyles in da pics are in no way similar to the strokes or kings of leon or watsoever....da 2 guys u c in dat pic are 2/3 of the supergroup GOrunRAbbit....we r like the neptunes wif no tunes!....PEACE OUT

current audio/visual- franz ferdinand 'take me out'

TROY is fucken excellent. now, i walk with a swagger, tinkin im the meanest baddest on the street, i believe my first name is actually ACHILLES, i walk ard in those cool sandals n sarong wrapped ard my body, i work for no one (absolutely not my boss), and i run like him and execute his trademark move of 'side-killing'. well if u're the type tat really lets a movie take over ur life, inspire u so much, then u'd better not be watching TROY, lest u may end up like me, tinkin tat u're achilles (cos i already am). its tat good. achilles fought for the right reasons. a mercenary, with no hunger for any monetary reward, juz honour. then again, in today's context, wat exactly is honour. achilles is like the coolest hero to have come out of the silverscreen tis year. dont u juz wish u possess his striking ability of throwing a spear from a very long distance onto ur boss/teacher/ neighbour's dog/ex-boyfriend/ex-girlfrend/ex-cuse.i blame it all on ORLANDO BLOOM (dont get me wrong, i love legolas to bits). but tat sonofabitch, u dont juz take people's wife and secretly hide under ur ship's deck. heck no. and eric bana, stoopid asshole, u shud have sent ur bro packing man to troy. if he's willing to follow tat woman anywhere, then he aint following ur family anywhere. bloom looked a total wuss tis time. tink this story runs parallel to lord of the rings. here orlando is reborn as a greek. it shud read geek instead. putting his bro, father, the whole nation into the brink of war for a woman. geez. get a life dude. anyways, lucky for achilles, bana didnt jus turn green n ripped off his armor to reveal his sexy greekish thongs. no sirreee. he shud have tho. it wud have been better competition for achilles (and hulk wud still lose). sad ending. i shud have juz left the cinema when troy was fucking burning. the next time i watch it, tats wat im gonna do. leave it at tat. at least it will leave me a happy man. damn u orlando bloom.

they don't love you like i love you....
- karen O

hurrah for the reds. a big win over the berg-ming-hams, only pool can deny themselves of tat exclusive champions league spot. hopefully the magpies lose tomoro. on a lighter note, friday nite was spent winding down wif some vaginal monoluge sessions. the patrolling duties being carried out by SC/CPL elfian & SC/CPL yun brought us to an unexpected showdown wif the one they call 'subulu lobsta' and her sidekick simply known as Noy. in the end we interrogated them at the starbux beside that 24hour fitness centre (the revelation). and we were caught up wif all these female talk, which is an eye opener of course considering after many months of male bonding wif ur squad primates. wat i noticed was after much analyzation, gerls talk about (gasp!) other girls. and so then i wondered. if girls were always talking abt girls, and guys are always talking abt gerls, which means, who's talking abt us? does no one take any notice of us fine young cannibals? hmph.