fashizzlemanizzle

the andaman sea.















when the sun goes down.




i shall retire and become a boatman.











phuket/phi-phi 04112006-08112006.

I have 2 pet peeves with regards to toilet manners (sounds odd putting both together).

Numero Uno
People who dont flush. Either after they shit. Or after they urine. Shit is worst. I mean c'mon dude (im assuming this occurs only in male toilets) does your papi or mami flush for you after you shit at home? You leave it juz like tat in a chocolatey mess to let ur bro flush it. C'mon people. Work wif me and flush. And for Zeus' sake, shit in the hole, not around it. Tahan abit until u carefully position thyself and let go k.

Numero Dos
Wet floors right below a urinal. Again for Zeus' sake, and only his sake, cant u dry up ur weenie first, before tucking your cock in thy sock? Dont let it drip lah pls. You acting like ur weeenie got holes. Pubic hairs ard urinals. i can still live wif that. Urine on floor? Not cool bros.

And today, freakin GST going up 7%??? There goes my plans of buying a house by the time i turn 21. Tsk tsk.

On a happier note, ive always wanted to remake this commercial, Sin City style.


Little gal: My brother is going on a journey today. I want to bring him good fortune.
Raju Gopal (with Mister Macho circus moustache) :That's only enough for MY bird.
Little gal (hesitantly): Okay.

Ok c'mon kids. Say no to child pornography k.