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an email tat i got....

EZ-Link the Holy Card Strikes Again
In a bid to bleed moe Singaporeans to keep the Ezlink Titanic afloat,
the bloodthirsty barons of Ezlink have found a new target: under 12-
year-old kids. Besides instituting a bloody $5 surcharge on
replacement Ezlink cards in the midts of a recession, holding the
citizenry hostage to the need to travel from Point A to Point B in
Singapore, these Bloodhounds have now targeted the stomachs of under
12 year-old kids. No Ezlink no food. You want food, minimum two
bucks. You want moe? You want moe?? No choice, no options. "You take
it or starve and die kid", the message from our state-run enterprise
of first world cashless and heartless technology. First transport,
now food. Its as good as Ezlink asking underage kids to perform oral
on them since they now dictate what goes into their mouths in school.

Wanna hear moe? That a school, a paragon product of the education
hierarchy, a principal succumbs to this bloody plan with such ease
and such zealousness of implemetation takes the cake. This is the
weakest link? How so can a principal agree to this absurdity? A kid
forgets to bring the Holy Card, lets hope his intestines do not start
fusing together. Can we call the cops? Ear checks should be made the
norm for civil servants aspiring to lead a school of children: take a
peep through the ear, if you see light at the other end of the
tunnel, stamp a "FAIL", next in line please. MOE hear this well.

Wanna hear moe? Ezlink barons to get out of the red, u smear urself
with more blood, and your hearts turn black. How much moe you wanna
bleed before you sink yourself and how many targets do you wanna drag
down with your tentacles or technology manacles? Lets have a line of
12 year old kids, going up one by one to the tuckshop, swiping the
Holy Card and asking "Gimme Some Change Please"

Zhong Eh
21.02.04
www.thevoiddeck.org

the oldest of the SLICE Kollective/gorunrabbit crew has now been 'drafted' into the service of horror. hopes he finds peace there. gona be missin him...

the drums gonna stay silent for a while now....

lame joke of the day...


KULIAH

Seorang professor sedang memberikan kuliah pada 300 orang muridnya di
sebuah universiti.
Kata professor "Kalau anda tidak berminat dengan kuliah yang saya
berikan, anda boleh keluar pada bila-bila masa".
Semasa kuliah berjalan selama 30 minit sedikit demi sedikit penuntut di
kuliah tersebut keluar sehingga hanya tinggal seorang saja yang tinggal.
Setelah professor menghabiskan kuliahnya professor berkata, "Terima kasih
kerana sudi mendengar kuliah saya."
"Tidak mengapa tuan, sayakan driver tuan" balas orang itu.


ok. now laugh.

..........Selamat Hari Raya AidilAdha to all the muslims in the world.........My whole kitchen smells like i'm breeding goats in my house.....but its all good....cuz i'm at home and not sumwhere else.......11 more months into 2005...haha....i'm sleepy

Stones taught me to fly
Love taught me to lie
Life taught me to die
So it's not hard to fall
When you float like a cannonball - 'cannonball' by damien rice