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EZ-Link the Holy Card Strikes Again
In a bid to bleed moe Singaporeans to keep the Ezlink Titanic afloat,
the bloodthirsty barons of Ezlink have found a new target: under 12-
year-old kids. Besides instituting a bloody $5 surcharge on
replacement Ezlink cards in the midts of a recession, holding the
citizenry hostage to the need to travel from Point A to Point B in
Singapore, these Bloodhounds have now targeted the stomachs of under
12 year-old kids. No Ezlink no food. You want food, minimum two
bucks. You want moe? You want moe?? No choice, no options. "You take
it or starve and die kid", the message from our state-run enterprise
of first world cashless and heartless technology. First transport,
now food. Its as good as Ezlink asking underage kids to perform oral
on them since they now dictate what goes into their mouths in school.

Wanna hear moe? That a school, a paragon product of the education
hierarchy, a principal succumbs to this bloody plan with such ease
and such zealousness of implemetation takes the cake. This is the
weakest link? How so can a principal agree to this absurdity? A kid
forgets to bring the Holy Card, lets hope his intestines do not start
fusing together. Can we call the cops? Ear checks should be made the
norm for civil servants aspiring to lead a school of children: take a
peep through the ear, if you see light at the other end of the
tunnel, stamp a "FAIL", next in line please. MOE hear this well.

Wanna hear moe? Ezlink barons to get out of the red, u smear urself
with more blood, and your hearts turn black. How much moe you wanna
bleed before you sink yourself and how many targets do you wanna drag
down with your tentacles or technology manacles? Lets have a line of
12 year old kids, going up one by one to the tuckshop, swiping the
Holy Card and asking "Gimme Some Change Please"

Zhong Eh
21.02.04
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