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ok kids. papa's here at the Singapore Terminal 1. Its now 8.55pm. Flight SAS (some scandinavian plane heading for denmark) is at 9.25pm. Will update you kids when thou gets back. In the meantime, ENJOY and SELAMAT HARI RAYE!





parachaitongchaikoropoklatong chai chai.

I just realised my last post was empty.
Anyways on to sadder things............the world has lost a great man.....His Excellency Yasser Arafat. May God Bless His Soul......

And so it's official, the holey-trinity have been bestowed upon by the Royal Highness, His Excellency the Gold Medallion of the Young Braveheart of Temasek. Bull Crap. We've all been promoted, around the same time too. Sarjen Wandi, Sarjen Khairullah and Sarjen Elfian. Well you can start by calling us Sir. Hahaha. Yah rite. Its not the rank that matters, its the moolah that comes with it. New phone to replace my ol skool dinosaur phone, and probably a PS2 along the way.

On another note, forget Shark Tale and Ladder 49. Look out for this laydees and jentlement SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS MOVIE!

Coming out on 19th Nov in the Yew Ass of Aye, but donno when gonna come out in Singapura. Hope not too late, if not the pirates will get to it first. Argrrgghhh.

Do watch out for it kids. And u too young teens. And of course all you out-of-job bozos and ORDed personnels in dire need of a job.

a funny phone conversation i had last fri...

so i had to call this company looking for this guy, X.

me : Hi I'm calling from the Police National Service Department. Can i speak to X pls?

company : X is not around. Can i get him to call you back.

me: ok. Btw, who's tis speaking?

company: I'm Kumar.

me: oh ok kumar.

Kumar: So you're calling from?

me : Police National Service Department

kumar: Policee....... (scribble scribble) National...... (scribble scribble).... Service.... (scribble scribble).....Department.......(scribbleeee). Yoor name?

me : Elfian.

kumar : Yelfian. Y- E-L

me : No no. E-L-F

kumar: ok ok. E-L-F-I-A-N

And i thought they added the xtra y only in his pronunciation of words. didnt know he'd actually spell it out with the xtra y too.