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ELEKTRA

At the end of the movie, i was wondering why i just wasted my 8.50 on this rather on sumtin like Hotel Rwanda. Tat says a lot aint it. I guess the main reason was to see wat my bro-in-loh was working on before he managed to flee from his workplace to join us for Raya. And he'd already warned us it wasnt gonna be sumtin spectacular. And with the all press ratings averaging of just 2 ticks out of 5, i still dont know why i even spent a single sen on this. The plot is, an super pro bagus assassin, tired from it all, given one job promising a 2million pay-out, almost on the verge of finishing it, but at the last moment caves in to her emotions and voila! Spends her time saving the supposed targets instead, a 13yr old lass with her daddy. The duo appeared to be normal, really set her to think why worth 2million rupees for the job? And after slapping the daddy silly for answer, she finds out that his daughter is, GASP, Singapore's Brainiest Kid. I kid u not. The gal is actually like the Chosen one, the next in line to be th best warrior or sumtin like sort. So the clan who hired elektra company wants her dead, no heir. And so elektra protects her lah.

The villains in the movie are way way more cooler than elektra herself. Theyve got cool powers like this guy with loadsa tatoos, his tatoos come alive doode. Hes got this eagle tattoo, which comes out of his bod and flies ard and looks for target, and his wolf tattoo comes out too to hunt targets. This other vixen, her power kiss of death. I mean by the way she dresses would send me to seven heaven too. And the leader of the Sa la Kau gang is this samurai dude who is so fast, even he wouldnt know where he'd end up next. i only didnt understand this other weird dude. During the intorduction of the whole band, i mean grp, he was playing ard with this coin. donno for wat Fak also. I guess evry gang should have an oddball who like to angkat bola (carry balls) or juz plain dumb and didnt finish skool, drop out of skool to join gang.

The character development of the entire show is bad. At the end of the show, i didnt know whos who and why they do wat they do. Not enuff insights and scandalous details abt the characters man. And the baddies die too easy. Wat a shame.

For a movie this bad, its surprising i can talk so much abt it. This has to rank quite the near the likes of Hulk And Daredevil. For all said and done, i hereby give this

2 / 5 char kueys.

On a more interesting note, Deep Throat is being re-released in the States. Hope it makes its way here. For those of you not in the know, this is the most profitable film of all-time.