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Tuesday, March 01, 2005
movie fashizzlesss
Team America : World Police
I was quite surprised that this movie managed to sneak its way here. Ive heard it being screened in the States ard Oct, and roughly knew it involved terrorism and making fun of other religions. So religion, it being a taboo topic, nvr did i think it'd be shown here. But here it is. Hurrah! C'mon lah, its supposed to be some no-brainer silly puppet sticks movie, so go with an open mind. If your outlook in life is just plain sad with no sense of humour, stick to Elektra or maybe White Noise.
And so made by the creators of South Park, after being 'inspired' by that other puppet schticks dramedy, ThunderBirds ( i didnt know it was British and made in the 60s. Such brilliant ideas. Grooovyy!), it took them sometin like 3 years to make a feature film, and they vowed not to make another feature film puppet movie again.
This movie portrays America acting as the World Police (did i say acting? Are they not?) One of the grp members, complete with cool goatee and sideburns dies, and the search for a replacement by the Boss Spottswoode (reminds me of Karl Lagerfeld) begins. They then zoom in on this young stud of a broadway actor for LEASE (a play on the play RENT, you ignorant buffon you) Gary Johnston. First he was happily singing infecting evryone from his mother to grandmother with AIDS, next minute the world was in his hands.
No one is spared from being in the killed. From Kim Jong II to George Clooney to a ditzy Matt Damon to even, gasp, Hans Blix (this man declared Iraq certainly had no WMD). Even Michael Moore makes a cameo, albeit without his permission i guess. And the team destroys everything from the Eiffel Tower to the SPhinx and Pyramids of Giza, in the bid to eliminate terrorism (or simply to destroy other countries, using terrorism as a reason? Think abt it.)
Look out for the super cool limo - ferrari that flies. And the soundtrack is super funny. Kim Jong singing abt him being 'rone-ry' and the super gusto angst-filled red-neck of a song, AMERICA! FUCK YEA!
Oh yea, the much talked abt kama-doll-sutra. Nvr have i seen such explicit and vivid sexual acts being shown on the silverscreen. Blowjobs galore, doggy-style, wateva style you got, its shown for a full minute at least. Very stimulating and at times, arousing those with really Vivid imaginations. So lay your fingers off ur lil brutha while watching this scene aight.
Definitely a good start for the comedy genre for this year, extremely funny. The part of Spottswoode joking that wanted a blow-job, and in the end did insist on a blowjob, check out THE I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. (very intelligent computer) and how Spottswoode describes how bad a situation is when compared to the tragic 9/11 ( 911 times a hundred.... thats 91 100).
Go watch.
4 / 5 char kueys
Team America : World Police
I was quite surprised that this movie managed to sneak its way here. Ive heard it being screened in the States ard Oct, and roughly knew it involved terrorism and making fun of other religions. So religion, it being a taboo topic, nvr did i think it'd be shown here. But here it is. Hurrah! C'mon lah, its supposed to be some no-brainer silly puppet sticks movie, so go with an open mind. If your outlook in life is just plain sad with no sense of humour, stick to Elektra or maybe White Noise.
And so made by the creators of South Park, after being 'inspired' by that other puppet schticks dramedy, ThunderBirds ( i didnt know it was British and made in the 60s. Such brilliant ideas. Grooovyy!), it took them sometin like 3 years to make a feature film, and they vowed not to make another feature film puppet movie again.
This movie portrays America acting as the World Police (did i say acting? Are they not?) One of the grp members, complete with cool goatee and sideburns dies, and the search for a replacement by the Boss Spottswoode (reminds me of Karl Lagerfeld) begins. They then zoom in on this young stud of a broadway actor for LEASE (a play on the play RENT, you ignorant buffon you) Gary Johnston. First he was happily singing infecting evryone from his mother to grandmother with AIDS, next minute the world was in his hands.
No one is spared from being in the killed. From Kim Jong II to George Clooney to a ditzy Matt Damon to even, gasp, Hans Blix (this man declared Iraq certainly had no WMD). Even Michael Moore makes a cameo, albeit without his permission i guess. And the team destroys everything from the Eiffel Tower to the SPhinx and Pyramids of Giza, in the bid to eliminate terrorism (or simply to destroy other countries, using terrorism as a reason? Think abt it.)
Look out for the super cool limo - ferrari that flies. And the soundtrack is super funny. Kim Jong singing abt him being 'rone-ry' and the super gusto angst-filled red-neck of a song, AMERICA! FUCK YEA!
Oh yea, the much talked abt kama-doll-sutra. Nvr have i seen such explicit and vivid sexual acts being shown on the silverscreen. Blowjobs galore, doggy-style, wateva style you got, its shown for a full minute at least. Very stimulating and at times, arousing those with really Vivid imaginations. So lay your fingers off ur lil brutha while watching this scene aight.
Definitely a good start for the comedy genre for this year, extremely funny. The part of Spottswoode joking that wanted a blow-job, and in the end did insist on a blowjob, check out THE I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. (very intelligent computer) and how Spottswoode describes how bad a situation is when compared to the tragic 9/11 ( 911 times a hundred.... thats 91 100).
Go watch.
4 / 5 char kueys
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