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DO you know how to spot the coolest people in your local buses? It's those that seat near the entrance, right behind the EZ-link thingy where the good ol validator used to be. Sitting on top of the fire extingusher, looking smugly at those standing passengers with much arrogance and a "I am oh-so-cool you wanker you " screaming on their faces. Oh puh-leese. Spare me.

And what about those wankers that, already standing in early morning crowded trains, still insist on reading their FREE newspapers and opening the pages very wide. Like c'mon lah, it's already so squeezy. At least fold it into 2 or dont read lah. You taking up so much space fool. Let other people squeeze in lah. If you still want to open the pages fully, get a chaffeur or taking a cab. Either way, you can either be a big boss, or act like big boss.

Idiots.