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Now this conversation I heard in the toilet at Intercontinental Hotel last sat, a father telling his prolly 3-4 year old son, who was peeing rather not confidently at the urinal.

Son was peeing, and turning ard left n right to see other people in the toilet.

Father (in a rather regimental kind of voice) : Eh hallo, when you urine, look at your own penis. Dont look around at other people's one.

Son (meekly): Ok

Errmm ok. As they say, Father knows best.