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my dream 2-wheeler. not a scrambler, not a vespa but tis honda bay-beee. vintage and extremely rare. only one of a kind produced in tis planet. can only be found on ubin island.

have i told u i saw lynn poh the other day. the xtra buxomy channel U 'actress'. free your lady mamariessssssssss. bu le vu ku che ah vem wa, ses waaaaa.

for all u pork guzzlers.... interesting info from sesame street.

PORK AWARENESS

Try this and see whether the pork you bought has worms. There goes with
your "Bak Kut Teh" for those who love it. Most men love to eat this so
watch out before it's too late.

If you pours Coke (yes, the soda) on a slab of pork, wait a l ittle while,
you will SEE WORMS crawl out of it.

A message from the Health Corporation of Singapore about the Bad effects of
pork consumption. Pig's bodies contain MANY TOXINS, WORMS and LATENT
DISEASES.

Although some of these infestations are harboured in other animals, modern
veterinarians say that pigs are far MORE PREDISPOSED to these illnesses
than other animals. This could be because PIGS like to SCAVENGE and will
eat ANY kind of food, INCLUDING dead insects, worms, rotting carcasses,
excreta including their own, garbage, and other pigs. INFLUENZA (flu) is
one of the MOST famous illnesses which pigs share with humans. This illness
is haboured in the LUNGS of pigs during the summer months and tends to
affect pigs and human in the cooler months.

Sausage contains bits of pigs' lungs, so those who EAT pork sausage tend to
SUFFER MORE during EPIDEMICS of INFLUENZA. Pig meat contains EXCESSIVE
qu antities of HISTAMINE and IMIDAZOLE compounds, which can lead to ITCHING
and INFLAMMATION; GROWTH HORMONE which PROMOTES INFLAMMATION and growth;
sulphur containing mesenchymal mucus which leads to SWELLING and deposits
of MUCUS in tendons and cartilage, resulting in ATHRITIS, RHEUMATISM, etc.

Sulphur helps cause FIRM human tendons and ligaments to be replaced by the
pig's soft mesenchymal tissues, and degeneration of human cartilage.

Eating pork can also lead to GALLSTONES and OBESITY, probably due to its
HIGH CHOLESTEROL and SATURATED FAT content. The pig is the MAIN CARRIER of
the TAENIE SOLIUM WORM, which is found in its flesh. These tapeworms are
found in human intestines with greater frequency in nations where pigs are
eaten. This type of tapeworm can pass through the intestines and affect
many other organs, and is incurable once it reaches beyond a certain stage.
One in six people in the U S and Canada has RICHINOSIS from eating trichina
worms, which are found in pork.

Many people have NO SYMPTOMS to warm them of this, and when they do, they
resemble symptoms of many other illnesses. These worms are NOT noticed
during meat inspections.

1 week left into my disruption.....keep having weird dreams abt how training's gonna be like....bloody hell........i have very little money left because da GAMEN dun pay u when u r disrupted......bloody cockkk...till da next payday.....juz realised that i am goin back into PA on the ferst day of the fasting month........sucks.....so mr elfian, better get ready for all dat mangkuk-jumpingjacks-toYourLeft/RightOnYourPalmsDown-fallIn-leftRightleft nonsense......my body has grown accustomed to sleeping at 3+ n wakin up after lunch time is over.....7 days to enjoy civilian life wif very little money.......i like it when u do it right thurrrrrr...hahaha....1 week left......

listening to: The Coral- I Remember When

tis is how u'd look like when botak GI. so dont laugh. or maybe u shud. its meant to be laughed at. the look of a $2 hair-cut. pseudo-skinhead. sigaraga sigaraga oi oi oi....

i gotta say man, this azmyl fella, his vocals ah, wahlandey damn superb lah. didnt regret staying late to see mister folk-guitar harmonica-wielding hero himself mister azmyl, who came down all the way from KL to play in a cafe cum jam studio in a place where the jins bertandang. u juz have got to listen to his stuff lah. even when he performed wif Maharajah Commission in singapura abt a month back, i was amazed by his energy and the good vibes that he exudes. and when he started to sing, now tat blew me away. never have i been tis mesmerized from hearing someone sing. kudos also to his folk-guitar mates hailing from the bumiputra land, they put up great performances too man. they rocks, no bull-shit in-your-face sincere from the heart music. rush sounded pretty much like a suede meets smashing pumpkins, wif the frontman's billy corganish vocals, (hearing them play Sonnet by the verve brought me back to my secondary school days, the only band where i fell in love wif juz one of their albums, excellent cd tat one). sourgrape seems to have tat fun element when they were playing, enjoying and comfortable wif themselves, the frontman wif the 'cedric bixler' afro do. but i tink their malay song was touching, tho i didnt hear them lyrics. but the highlight of the night is definitely seeing mister God of Gambler himself, shifu Li Nanxing. noticed tis hunky chinese fella wif a white sleeveless tee on, didnt tink much of him. skali he turned and asked me whether the cafe has a gent's. and i looked at him and straighaway i became star-struck. wow. a channel8 artiste asking me the way to the loo. hotdamnnnn. tat made my nite.

P.S: those of u interested to get azmyl's demo (cassette tape), can get it from mister xingli at a cheep cheep price of juz 3singabux. he also has got some Maharajah Commission for sale too. tat would cost u 10singabux. can email me at gorunrabbit@yahoo.com

The Man Who- Fran Healy
People ask me "who are you?"
I am me or me am I
Even after I reply
"The man who."
"The man who what?"
"Who What? Just who."
"I'd rather leave that up to you."
"oh," they say and walk away.
People ask "Then who am I?"
"How should I know?" I reply
"You are you" I suppose
"but could be him or them or those."
"Or just me wearing different clothes"
"Oh," they say and walk on by.

please standby for the new Travis album because its bloody brilliant.....12 memories
Welcome back to the civilian life Mr Elfian...better enjoy the next two weeks.....cause by the time we go back in it will be the fasting month.....

another great link..courtesy of email circulation. click on the white bedsheet u horny thing u.

now tat mcdonald's has a new marketing strategy, nike is following suit. here's a glimpse of their new branding logo....

fashizzlin ma mizzlin my fellow comrades. i yam back for a quickie as a normal civilian, not ur average police guy. yes yes, i managed to pass my IPPT as now i have 2 weeks ahead of mr to burn burn burn yes u're gonna burn. look out for more updates here.

ABSOLUT NEWATER straight out of the nearest water cooler near you......enjoi!

5 days into my disruption.....sumtimes i wake up thinking im supposed to be in PA instead of being at home...ha....dis pic taken by wandi a few months back.....back when me n mr elfian had hair....now headbanging wont be da same anymore...hahaha.....WAHLANDUEH....mangkuk mangkuk