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Recently, Liverpool had been beating Chelsea to a pulp. In 4 matches, Pool won 3 games. Yes i know, Chelsea has beaten us 3 times this season. So i decided to take matters into my own hands (and legs). In Pro Evolution Sawker (aka Winning Eeeleven), past few nites have seen rematches of Liverpool n Chelsea. Mannn, it feels good beating Maurinho's men 4 konoks. Take that suckers. And finally, after 3 gruelling months, I have finally completed Grand Theft Auto : San Andreas. Yes, it took me 3 freaking mths to play. Cos i cant play it in my room, play using the living room tv. Only when parents not watching sandiwara or Hanyut or Opah, i get to cheong this game (amidst threats of "Ah main sampai tv meletup). But they're cool. And its freaking at least 100 different missons. Set in the backdrop of nigga style of living, complete with hookers and drugs and gangsta rap and 'spraying' motherfuckin rival gangs with your AK-47 and Uzi and sawn-off shotgun, it's all great wholesome family action. You get to make out with hookers, your own girlfriends and 1 mission you've got to sleep with a lass in order to get something from her. Amazing. So if your younger sis/bro or nieces/nephews are playing this game, be real attentive to how much (or how they play). Supervision is strictly advisable. I had my momma with me.

Long weekend, I embrace with open arms. Thank goodness for easter. Now for some easter eggs...

The impossible has happened. My weight has officially ballooned to 55kilogrammes. Berat bersih. Pre-NS, my weight was fluctuating between 45-47kg. And i was damn proud of it. Aint NS supposed to make you fitter, leaner, slimmer? Next week IPPT. Die lah sure fail. There goes 100smackeroos.

movie fashizzlesss

Team America : World Police

I was quite surprised that this movie managed to sneak its way here. Ive heard it being screened in the States ard Oct, and roughly knew it involved terrorism and making fun of other religions. So religion, it being a taboo topic, nvr did i think it'd be shown here. But here it is. Hurrah! C'mon lah, its supposed to be some no-brainer silly puppet sticks movie, so go with an open mind. If your outlook in life is just plain sad with no sense of humour, stick to Elektra or maybe White Noise.

And so made by the creators of South Park, after being 'inspired' by that other puppet schticks dramedy, ThunderBirds ( i didnt know it was British and made in the 60s. Such brilliant ideas. Grooovyy!), it took them sometin like 3 years to make a feature film, and they vowed not to make another feature film puppet movie again.

This movie portrays America acting as the World Police (did i say acting? Are they not?) One of the grp members, complete with cool goatee and sideburns dies, and the search for a replacement by the Boss Spottswoode (reminds me of Karl Lagerfeld) begins. They then zoom in on this young stud of a broadway actor for LEASE (a play on the play RENT, you ignorant buffon you) Gary Johnston. First he was happily singing infecting evryone from his mother to grandmother with AIDS, next minute the world was in his hands.

No one is spared from being in the killed. From Kim Jong II to George Clooney to a ditzy Matt Damon to even, gasp, Hans Blix (this man declared Iraq certainly had no WMD). Even Michael Moore makes a cameo, albeit without his permission i guess. And the team destroys everything from the Eiffel Tower to the SPhinx and Pyramids of Giza, in the bid to eliminate terrorism (or simply to destroy other countries, using terrorism as a reason? Think abt it.)

Look out for the super cool limo - ferrari that flies. And the soundtrack is super funny. Kim Jong singing abt him being 'rone-ry' and the super gusto angst-filled red-neck of a song, AMERICA! FUCK YEA!

Oh yea, the much talked abt kama-doll-sutra. Nvr have i seen such explicit and vivid sexual acts being shown on the silverscreen. Blowjobs galore, doggy-style, wateva style you got, its shown for a full minute at least. Very stimulating and at times, arousing those with really Vivid imaginations. So lay your fingers off ur lil brutha while watching this scene aight.

Definitely a good start for the comedy genre for this year, extremely funny. The part of Spottswoode joking that wanted a blow-job, and in the end did insist on a blowjob, check out THE I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. (very intelligent computer) and how Spottswoode describes how bad a situation is when compared to the tragic 9/11 ( 911 times a hundred.... thats 91 100).

Go watch.

4 / 5 char kueys

At times, it really is true, that no matter what great you've achieved for the club, how well you've played, you can throw it all away with just one bad performance. I'd have been terribly sad if Gerrard left last season for Chelsinki, he was a Liverpudlian through n through. He ranks there highly among my fav Pool players Fowler and Redknapp. But his performance in the final was just awful. Playing half-heartedly is bad enuff, scoring an own goal. Thats just excellent. Getting cash for him now isnt that bad an idea. And Benitez taking out Morientes for Baros, his bad. These were the only 2 players that'd be able to run rings ard the Chelxea defence. One for one swap, not very bright idea. Nunez for Kewel?? I always had my doubts who looks very much like Fernando Hierro's younger bro.

Its ok. We've won it enough times. Its all good...