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Wahlandeh.i cant bloody believe it! Micheal Owen has joined Newcastle and the reason was that he wanted to get regular games, something which Liverpool couldnt promise him. i am really pissed lah, i mean Senor Benitez could have least agreed to loan him for the whole season, see if he can fit into the system(at the moment it looks like a shitty one to me) and if he does well, then sign him forever and if he doesnt, well he can return back to his millions in Sunny Spain. i really symphatise Owen, he is a proven goalscorer & Liverpool legend. yet the way this whole transfer saga has left him unwanted and made him look as lousy as Louis Saha(no offence Man Utd fans, but he really is) Newcastle United is not exactly looking like a team at all this particular moment, but u Geordie bastards really got yerselves a bloody good player.All the best Mike, just hope u r injured or suspended when we meet in the season.

DO you know how to spot the coolest people in your local buses? It's those that seat near the entrance, right behind the EZ-link thingy where the good ol validator used to be. Sitting on top of the fire extingusher, looking smugly at those standing passengers with much arrogance and a "I am oh-so-cool you wanker you " screaming on their faces. Oh puh-leese. Spare me.

And what about those wankers that, already standing in early morning crowded trains, still insist on reading their FREE newspapers and opening the pages very wide. Like c'mon lah, it's already so squeezy. At least fold it into 2 or dont read lah. You taking up so much space fool. Let other people squeeze in lah. If you still want to open the pages fully, get a chaffeur or taking a cab. Either way, you can either be a big boss, or act like big boss.

Idiots.

a couple of weeks ago, an innocent cyclist was nearly beheaded because the stupid town coun*** put up fucking stupid metal bars at the end of a sloping overhead bridge so that ppl wont speed down it. The fucking stupid part was that ppl could not see this bars until they r nearly 1metre away from it, by which then they wont be able to slow down in time. So this apek somehow became the unfortunate one of becoming the serious victim of the fucking stupid metal bars. And he mite spent the rest of his life confined to a wheelchair due to the severity of his injuries. After this fiasco, i tot other town coun*** would have learnt a thing or two about building silly, stupid and pointless structures, but NO. this time my town coun*** build 2- seater benches around a tree, so basically whichever bench u sit on, u r facing this huge tree.Wat is da point of building these benches when u already have stone benches under the void decks like metres away? if there are like going to be hot babes who would use these benches to suntan than i am fine with it....but if it is going to be used by foreign workers to conduct their drinking sessions, my question to the town coun*** is, What is the point?

The date with the Bravery has been set. Tix are now in hands. Awaiting for leave to approved this friday to get ample rest before cajoling with the rest of the maggots. Hope Sgt Wandi doesnt forget abt this and books out on thurs nite.

Of $600 Agnes B watch. Dei, call me dah when you buying da watch. I wanna be there to witness the grand moment.

Oh yea, have i told you my soccer career has come full circle. Abt 3 weeks back, my dept had this futsal competition. Your dear beloved writer here was given the role of, gasp, shot-stopper aka goalpeeper (goalkeeper). Starting out as a central midfielder ala Roy Keane back in primary skool with the New Town Rangers, then as ace striker ala Fandi Ahmad in secondary skool, then as central defender ala the late Borhan Abu Samah in the JI days, and now, in my early 20s, as a goalkeeper. I should be featured in that new TCS show Full Circle. Who cares abt sisters reunited or boys turning into daughters. They'd wanna watch more abt a player that started of as a midfielder and hung up his boots as a striker.

So i conceded like the least goals in the tourney. 4 goals in 6 games. 2 clean sheets. We were the only team that had the same keeper playing all the matches. We got 2nd place. Not bad. Good feeling to hear people telling me, wah difficult to score against u leh. Those of u who have seen me in the flesh, i yam not that big a man. Slightly above Frodo the hobbit, yet i'd made it as a keeper. I hear and smell Russian ka-chings. Roman, is tat you??