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THE RETURN OF THE TOXTETH TERROR

My favorite Liverpool player is back! This news fresh from the oven. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Now for the return of Jamie Redknapp.

Hey kids, did you know that you can request for mustard at Burger King's? Didnt know? Well now you know. I found this out yesterday at the liat towers outlet.

Bukan Mastur dah, Mustar dahhh.

Manchester United 1 - Liverpool FC 0

we lost. however, i still believe we can still finish second in the league. but man, this is one helluva bitter pill to swallow. to lose to your archrivals in the last minute sucks. getting endless sms-es and calls from your friends who are Man Utd fans in the middle of the nite to 'congratulate' ur favourite team's loss sucks big time. damn shitty monday.
and by the way, gary neville is a wanker. running across the damn pitch after the game kissing his jersey in front of the Liverpool supporters, that reeks of arrogance and typical fucked up mancunian behaviour.

Now that the pink IC is safely in the wallet, I say it feels good to be a civilian and more importantly, an NSman. If reports in the press is to be believed, would be expecting a small durian tumble (if you know what i mean) from the good ol' big brutha of the gahmen. No more the weighty burden of carrying warrant cards (and no more of screening underage budak2 sachok smoking) and walking ard in public in police pants, always trying to cook up excuses in case any situation arises (like, oh i no police, i technician lah)

But still, 2yrs 4mths of my life has gone juz like tat. Im not really sure what i have achieved from it all. Shitty work, shitty superiors, underachieving colleagues (chaokeng kias). My brain is so rusty. It seems like all my creative juices has dried up. The work ive been doing past 2 years, didnt require any creative output from me. Juz handle NSmen. Everything is kao-tim and paka-liow. Yea these dialect lingos we pick from the service.

Still remember in 2003, the uncertainty of when was i going to be called up Everyone in my FSV cohort had received and gone in to answer the call of the motherland. But me. Had to wait till Aug, the letter came, and thank the ALmighty i was roped into police (i had that police look lah hahaha) and the bummer was i had only 2 weeks notice. Imagine, leaving the missus behind for a good 10days (nvr go away for so long mah without my precious). Good thing tho, i knew my comprande Agent Yun was going in with me. Some sense of security, but still, the fear was there. Was i going to die inside? Is it really hell? And what abt my daily routine of That 70s show and Whose Line Is It Anyway? Thank the ALmighty again, managed to go thru it all. Been there, done that.

Surprisingly, i enjoyed my time more whilst in Tracom as a trainee then when i was posted into THAT department. Then, do anything wrong, push up only lah, run around lah. When in that department, do wrong and wait for any dreaded complaint from smartass NSman or worse, be charged for it (and im not talking you paying any amt of money here). And book-out nites, how I treasured em. It really made me appreciate to see my precious on those nites. With juz that like wat, 2-3hrs, every minute spent wif her gave me the energy n enthusiasm needed for another weeek of training. If one thing i didnt like abt it, 6mths was a tad too long and we shud be allowed to go home more often. Now that would be ideal. Anyway, i guess the most impt thing i brought back from my trainee days was that i learnt how to swim. So now, nxt step is to join Joscelin Yeo's Aquatics club lah i guess.

On another note, this news i saw last week, which i found very very interesting for those into water sports, if you know what i mean (ala Whose Line Is It Anyway) -

Ricky Martin outraged over controversy caused by his 'golden shower' comment - http://sg.news.yahoo.com/060113/1/3xw0y.html

I mean, we all have our dark, weird sinister fetish. It is good for those cold rainy nites aint it. Oh yea, besides my project band GoRunRabbit Sdn Bhd, I am embarking on another one based loosely on the above subject. The band will be called Golden Shower Anarchy. We play covers of 'Fountain' of youth, and maybe a bit of Il Divo and Backstreet boys. Remember kids, recruitment is on and everyone is invited to apply!

ORD OH!
all colgate smiles, checkout the ultra cool short shorts on mr elfian zoolander.haha.circa feb 2004
to mr elfian, Happy ord! to my fellow squadmates, happy ORD! at last,at last,at last!

i had a really nice dream last nite. i was in bangkok, soi rambuttri....shades on, tshirt n berms,wearing my 50baht slippers....sitting by the side of the dusty road eating my strawberry waffles n sipping my ice ovaltine. lovely oh so lovely. seems so surreal.

current audio - jack johnson 'sitting,waiting,wishin'

Happy new year everyone. After spending one week in the land of tuk-tuks,squiggly written road signs n phadthai, i returned home bag heavyful of tshirts.Koh Samet didnt happen as planned but it was a very,very enjoyable trip all the same. Pics will be up soon...

But now i have a big,big problem in the form of finances. Firstly theres the crazy BKK100rock festival happening in Bangkok in Feb.Then there's the Franz Ferdinand, Oasis and not forgetting Kings of Convenience coming to town!All this happening when i am unemployed.madness i tell you...

And so, while i was admiring the grandeur of the fireworks down at the esplanade, another grandeur of an event was happening over at our neighbours up north. Apparently, the NYE gig at Paul's place (whereby Force Vomit was scheduled to play) was raided by their local polisi. The reason, it was suspected to be a Black Mental (as the huge headlines went in the TV3 website) gathering. A few members of the FV entourage were rounded and locked up for a while. But everyone's safe now.

Berita Harian Mesia

Harian Metro

Black Mental TV3

Apparently TV3 showed some clips of the raid on NYE itself. So maybe u can check wif your parents or sumtin. It turned out to be some media circus. Worse, they were trying to associate the gig with the Pesta Seks at Langkawi. Jeez.

You can find out more abt the sosial event at Joe Kidd's (of Carburator Dung) forum, Ricecooker

My bro has sent Joe an update of what has become of their fate that (un)eventful NYE parteeee. read all abt it.

Maybe, juz maybe, the authorities (they were tipped off on the so-called Black Metal gathering) got hold of the gig's flyers on myspace :



Apparently Black Metal is the latest fad among the authorities now. Force Vomit, black metal? Yea, and I was born in Tanzania. NOT! And no, my bro doesnt do any human sacrifices at home, nor does he down his nasi lemak wif a nice warm glass of blood.

Reformasi.